Když jsem byla, chtěla jsem být ošukaná, ale neměla to, tak jsem si musela koupit meloun, abych ho pošukala.

When I was a, I wanted to be hit by a on the but didn't have it, so I had to buy a melon to poke the. One morning, I woke up and wanted to many strange men, but there were no men for me to, so I remembered that I bought a melon, so I took the melon I bought and poked my.