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So I was on this dating app one day looking to see if I can get someone to spend the weekend with and I saw his profile.

I swiped right on him just to see if we'd match and it was an instant match. He already swiped right on me.

We started the conversation asking me if I knew what it meant, to which I said, "I'm learning."

One thing led to another and we talked for five fucking hours, continuously, about life and stuff.

Of course we were flirting and teasing, which mainly involved him telling me about his ex-girlfriend and how he likes short, thick girls.